Here's where I'm going to be putting the articles, background info,
fan fiction, and other stuff that doesn't fit elsewhere. Be sure and check
back regularly, because I hope to add a lot of material. Newest entry is
the Amazing Mara-Cam, which is actually an Intel USB cam set up in my living
room.
The Amazing Mara-Cam
Back in action as of 1/8/01 with a new USB camera with a VERY small field
of view! Check out the hot, sexy action, 24 hours a day. Actually, all
you'll see is my bedroom and maybe me at the computer, but I gotta make
it interesting, don't I? At least now you can see I look like... Maybe
someone else will sit in my lap one day so you can see more than one person...
With the size of this damned thing's viewfinder, that's the only way you'll
see more than one...
The Eye of Argon
And now for something completely different. On the other side of the coin is
this, a story that has haunted me since about 1984. It's unquestionably the
worst swords and sorcery story ever written, but also unquestionably the funniest.
Journey here at your own peril, for what lies within is not for the faint of
heart. I swear that this was a real story, "published" by a real author in a
forgotten fanzine lo these many years ago. The Eye of Argon must be seen
to be believed. Enjoy.
Wulf's Pit of
Sword and Sorcery Cinema
Wulf himself brings you the best of the worst -- the most wretched and terrifying
fantasy movie epics ever committed to celluloid or released direct-to-video.
And if you think that as a sword and sorcery hero himself, Wulf isn't qualified
to be a video reviewer, read on. Admittedly, I had to tie him in a chair and
force-feed him MTV and Star Trek reruns, but I think the end result was
good. Join us, won't you, for what will hopefully be a constantly-growing collection
of intellectual reviews of films like Deathstalker, Dungeons and Dragons
and The Sword and the Sorcerer.
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