Norwegian slang - a part of The Alternative Dictionaries collection.
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bowl-mouse 
Mean the same as the norwegian «venusbeg», but here is the shape extremly curved.
extremely lazy, stupid, ignorant, and fat person
Very regional expression used in the Hundhammaren region outside Trondheim. Derogatory.
breasts
tits
shithouse
The place where u go to shit ... the toilet. (not your bed I hope!)
go where the pepper is growing
Allmost the same as "go to hell", but not that strong expression.
Go to hell
(no further info i required here.)
shitbag
Often translated to the elnglish expression: asshole.
This expression, along with several others, shows the use of the subjunctive ('steike'). The subjunctive is extinct in Norwegian, but survives in some idioms ('leve kongen' - 'live the king'), and is commonly used in expletives similar to this one.
satan friing
very regular svear-expression. (often used when somebody is wery surprised)
devil!
Most common swear word
pussy (cunt)
Used to refer to a female's vagina, or to talk disrespectful about a female (i.e She if a f...ing cunt!).
Mess up everything
Often used by people who mess up a lot!!!
foreskin
That's right..it's the movable cover at the tip of your pecker!
overfucked
Very useful all-purpose insult. Literally means that something or someone has been fucked so much it has been worn out. Example: Forpulte hestkuk!
provoking bastard
(local dialect) Hedmark, Norway
The boys from Sinsen (oslo)
This expression was a slang from the 50ies and first used by the real gutta boys Arne and Harald
hell
screw up / alternate the appearance/use of something
A deviation of the noun "herpes", saying something is not right. Example: Jeg herpa gitaren min med en saks: I customized my guitar with a scissor. Example II: Et virus herpa harddisken min: A virus damaged my hard disk. Example III: LSD herper ditt syn på verden: LSD radically alters your perception. Example IV: Ikke herp med puppene mine: Lay off my tits! Example V: Hjernen din er helt herpa: You're sick (/your brain is badly damaged).
horsedick
Same strength as mother fucker
whore, hooker, prostitued, bitch, slut
(Generally used for many bad expressions)
hand-fighterairplane / handhunter
An amusing way of saying «ronk» in norwegian
idiot
(same expression in both languages)
cheer-idiot
The same as norwegian «kronidiot»
devil
Also common expression for "son of a bitch".
Mustache (slang from Oslo)
This word is a synonyme to connect the finer hair parts of a woman to the hairy part of a gents middle facial zones.
clitoris
a females «love-button»...
to fuck
when somebody having sexual intercorse
crownidiot
Describes someone that is extremly idiotic/stupid
cock, dick, pecker
Common expression for a man's penis. Also used as an expression for "asshole"
trick mouse
You never got what you thought you would get....
morning log
The kind of erection one tends to wake up with in the morning.
mouse
Means "pussy" when used in bad norwegian language.
mastrubate (females)
Similar to the norwegian expression «ronk».
prick,cock
A man's penis.Also used as to describe people you don't like,though it's not a very effective expression,because it is widely reckoned as a childish thing to say.
dickface
May not sound as strong in English as it will be interpreted in Norwegian!
fuck
breasts
tits
scrotum and testicles
Regional expression from the Ålesund area. Used if you don't like someone's face.
asshole
not as common as the english asshole, hence more effectful
jerk off, mastrubate (males)
(Don't try this yourself...You can get blind by doing it!!!)
asshole
not as common as the english asshole, hence more effectful
a servil person
the same as 'spyttslikker' but a stronger expression. Directly translated to English:asshole-licker
sheep
used to patronize people. (i.e. You are stupid as a sheep)
A servil person
quiet Anton
A more discrete way of saying «ronk» in norwegian
quiet Anton
A more discrete way of saying «ronk» in norwegian
hardon, boner, erection
Describes an erected cock/penis
soup-geek
The same as norwegian «sau», but a bit milder expression.
pig (bastard)
Used to speak patronizing about somebody. (i.e. You bloody pig/bastard.)
bitch, slut
venus-hills
Refering to how a female's pussy is shaped. (nice & curved in profile)
That's right:
It's the name of my cock.