Breaking Into Houses      ckckg g         r r   by the Jolly Roger

Okay You Need:
1.  Tear Gas or Mace
2.  A BB/Pelet Gun
3.  An Ice Pick
4.  Thick Gloves

What You Do Is:

1.  Call the ###-#### of the house, or ring doorbell,  To find out if
r   they're home.
2.  If they're not home then...
3.  Jump over the fence or walk through gate (whatever).
4.  If you see a dog give him the mace or tear gas.
5.  Put the gloves on!!!!!!!
6.  Shoot the BB gun slightly above the window locks.
7.  Push the ice-pick through the hole (made by the BB gun).
8.  Enter window.
9.  FIRST...Find the LIVING ROOM. (they're neat things there!).
10.  Then goto the Bed-room to get a pillow  case.  Put the goodies in
r    the pillow case.
11.  Get out <-* FAST! -*>

Notes:   You should have certian targets worked out (like computers,
Radios, Ect.,Ect.).    Also <-* NEVER *-> Steal from your own
neigborhood. If you think they have an alarm...<-* FORGET IT! *->.

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