"I AM EITHER SITTING IN CLASS, TAKING NOTES, OR SLEEPING PEACEFULLY IN 
HERE, DREAMING THE DREAMS OF THE WEIRD.  ACCORDING TO SCHROEDINGER, I CAN 
BE IN BOTH PLACES SIMULTANEOUSLY UNTIL I AM OBSERVED IN ONE OR THE 
OTHER.  PLEASE DO NOT DISTURB, AS FORCING ME TO APPEAR HERE MIGHT AFFECT 
MY GRADE."