The Alternative Norwegian Dictionary

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b
bollemus
++ bowl-mouse Mean the same as the norwegian «venusbeg», but here is the shape extremly curved.
bollingmoer (masc. noun)
++ extremely lazy, stupid, ignorant, and fat person Very regional expression used in the Hundhammaren region outside Trondheim. Derogatory.
bryster
breasts
tits

d
dass
shithouse The place where u go to shit ... the toilet. (not your bed I hope!)
Dra dit pepper'n gror
go where the pepper is growing Allmost the same as "go to hell", but not that strong expression.
Dra til helvete
Go to hell (no further info i required here.)
drittsekk
+ shitbag Often translated to the elnglish expression: asshole.
dæven steike
This expression, along with several others, shows the use of the subjunctive ('steike'). The subjunctive is extinct in Norwegian, but survives in some idioms ('leve kongen' - 'live the king'), and is commonly used in expletives similar to this one.
satan friing very regular svear-expression. (often used when somebody is wery surprised)

f
faen
+ devil! Most common swear word
fitte
++ pussy (cunt) Used to refer to a female's vagina, or to talk disrespectful about a female (i.e She if a f...ing cunt!).
forhud
foreskin That's right..it's the movable cover at the tip of your pecker!
forpult (adj.)
++ overfucked Very useful all-purpose insult. Literally means that something or someone has been fucked so much it has been worn out. Example: Forpulte hestkuk!

g
gessæl
+ provoking bastard (local dialect) Hedmark, Norway

h
helvete
+ hell
hestkuk
++ horsedick Same strength as mother fucker
hore
++ whore, hooker, prostitued, bitch, slut (Generally used for many bad expressions)
håndjager
+ hand-fighterairplane / handhunter An amusing way of saying «ronk» in norwegian

i
idiot
idiot (same expression in both languages)

j
jubelidiot
+ cheer-idiot The same as norwegian «kronidiot»
jævel
devil Also common expression for "son of a bitch".

k
klitt
++ clitoris a females «love-button»...
knulle
+ to fuck when somebody having sexual intercorse
kronidiot
+ crownidiot Describes someone that is extremly idiotic/stupid
kuk
+ cock, dick, pecker Common expression for a man's penis. Also used as an expression for "asshole"

l
luremus
trick mouse You never got what you thought you would get....

m
mus
+ mouse Means "pussy" when used in bad norwegian language.

o
onanere
++ mastrubate (females) Similar to the norwegian expression «ronk».

p
pikktryne
+ dickface May not sound as strong in English as it will be interpreted in Norwegian!
Pule
+ fuck
pupper
breasts
tits
pøngle (fem.noun)
scrotum and testicles Regional expression from the Ålesund area. Used if you don't like someone's face.

r
rasshøl
+ asshole not as common as the english asshole, hence more effectful
ronk
++ jerk off, mastrubate (males) (Don't try this yourself...You can get blind by doing it!!!)
rævhøl
++ asshole not as common as the english asshole, hence more effectful

s
sau
sheep used to patronize people. (i.e. You are stupid as a sheep)
stille ANTON
+ quiet Anton A more discrete way of saying «ronk» in norwegian
++ quiet Anton A more discrete way of saying «ronk» in norwegian
ståkuk
+ hardon, boner, erection Describes an erected cock/penis
suppegjøk
soup-geek The same as norwegian «sau», but a bit milder expression.
svin
pig (bastard) Used to speak patronizing about somebody. (i.e. You bloody pig/bastard.)

t
tispe
+ bitch, slut

v
venusberg
+ venus-hills Refering to how a female's pussy is shaped. (nice & curved in profile)

w
WALDO
++ That's right: It's the name of my cock.

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