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- a
- a chief (noun)
a stupid person
You're thick - i.e. 'You're a chief' Not rude at all.
- alicker
Van Badham
someone who sucks faeces
- arse bandit
- +
HomoSexual
John is an arse bandit
- Arsehole
anus
British equivalent of asshole
- arvo
afternoon
This word is used extensively in Australia and also in England in some places.
- ass
buttocks
Now acceptable term on US television. 'John has a big ass.'
- assfuck
- +
asshole, shithead
Adj; Said in place of saying no, or when someone says something stupid and a smart retort is needed. Usage: Not quite, assfuck.
- asshole
- +
anus; detrimental person
second meaning very common nowadays. 'Mary thinks that John is an asshole.'
- asswipe (compound noun)
- +
human male
Used detrimentally. 'Hey, asswipe, when are you going to give me back the five bucks you borrowed from me?'
- +
toilet paper
Not commonly used today.
- asswipe
- +
Worthless piece of paper, like a parking ticket
- aunty (noun)
likable older gay male, not necessarily effeminate
- b
- ball
- +
testicle
Usually used in the plural. Not considered obscene today. 'John has a big pair of balls.'
- bang (verb, transitive)
- +
to fornicate
Does not seem to have intransitive use:\] 'John banged Mary all night.' '*John and Mary banged all night.'
- basket (noun)
genitals, penis
'John has a big basket.'
- bastard (noun)
- +
a despicable person, illigitamate male
very common term, less offenssive today than a generation ago: 'Mary believes that John is a real bastard.'
- baths, the (noun, plural)
gay steam bath
common term for steam bath. 'John got laid at the baths last night.'
- be on the rag (verb phrase)
- +
have one's menstral period
stronger than 'period': 'Mary is on the rag.'
- beast with two backs (noun)
the form of a couple during intercourse
Often used with "to make." John made the beast with two backs with Mary last night.
- beat off (verb, transitive and intransitive)
- +
jack off (verb, trans. and intransitive)
variation of jack off. Used less commonly. 'John beats off twice a night.'
- beef (noun, noncount)
well-built male
used by both the heterosexual and homosexual communities. 'Mary gets turned on by beef.'
- berk
an idiot (usually male)
derived from rhyming slang (Berkley hunt, cunt), though "Berkley" would normally be pronounced, "BARKley"
- bi (adjective)
bisexual
abbreviated form of bisexual: 'John is bi.'
- biffy (noun, count, definite)
bathroom, restroom
Canadian term: 'Mary's in the biffy.'
- bitch
an oppressive woman
term has gained general acceptance in recent times; original terms refers to 'female dog.' 'John found Mary out to be a vicious bitch.'
- blow job
- +
fellatio
Standard unacceptable term. 'Mary gave John a good blow job.'
- boiler
ugly woman
That bird is a right boiler
- boink (verb, transitive)
Have intercourse with. 'John likes to boink Mary.'
current slang.
- bollocks , bollicks
uk slang the chap is a bit balls,or a load of bolicks
- boner (noun, count)
- +
erection
Term not heard much today: 'John had his first boner when he was ten.'
- boob
breast (female)
Relatively acceptable today. 'Mary has big boobs.'
- brown (verb)
to sniff an asshole; to butter someone up in order to win a favor.
First meaning uncommon; second meaning common in the military and other large organizational institutions.
- buddy (noun)
pal, guy
Very used in the States
- bugger (noun)
One who copulates in the rectum.
See 'buggery'.
- buggery (noun)
The act of copulating in the rectum.
A legal term in British and Canadian law.
- built like a brick shithouse (nounphrase, idiom)
- +
well built physiologically
'John is built like a brick shithouse.'
- bull dyke (compound noun)
- +
masculine lesbian
synonym for diesel dyke. Term not commonly used today.
- buns (noun, plural)
buttocks
'Mary likes John's buns.'
- butch (adjective)
masculine
Term used may be used in heterosexual community, but is frequent (or used to be) in the gay community. 'Mary is very butch, and so is John.'
- c
- can (noun)
Restroom, room with a toilet (toilets). 'John passed out in the can.'
Very commonly used.
- carpet muncher
(noun) a person who performs cunninlingus
- cherry (noum)
hymen, state of being verginal
standard colloquial term, not parlour room term: 'Mary lost her cherry when she was 14.' Term can be used for males who have had their first sexual experience: 'John lost his cherry last night.'
- chicken hawk
Gay male who likes underage males.
Alternative form of 'chicken queen', used by 'masculine' gay males. 'John considers himself a chicken hawk.'
- chicken queen
- +
gay male who is attracted to underage males homosexuals
Used somewhat derogatorily.
- chicken
underage male.
Used in the gay world only.
- chocolate cha cha
- +
Have anal intercourse
John and George danced the chocolate cha cha all night.
- chow box
- +
Eat Pussy
Can be used as a command
- Christacrutchain
- +
An insult
A bible thumping, back sliding hypocrite, or more technically know as a Backslidious Hypocritious:)
- Christacrutchian
- +
An insult
A bible thumping, back sliding hypocrite, or more technically know as a Backslidious Hypocritious:)
- +
An insult
A bible thumping, back sliding hypocrite, or more technically know as a Backslidious Hypocritious:) and simply called a Chian!!!!
- chubby chaser
male who is attracted to fat homosexuals
used humnorously. 'Mary thinks that John is a chubby chaser.'
- chuck
throw
"to throw a ball"
to vomit
"I'm going to chuck..."
- clap, the (noun, singular)
gonorrhea
Common term: 'John got the clap at the tubs again.'
- clipped
circumcised
- clit
- ++
clitoris
abbreviated form of clitoris. This word should not be used in the presence of women except politically uncorrect ones.
- closet (noun, mass)
Hiding ones gayness.
Term originated as 'in the closet', then 'out of the closet' to refer to acknowledging ones gayness: 'John was in the closet for a long time before he came out of the closet last year.' Term has since been extended to refer to any skeleton in the closet; i.e., anything one is unwilling to be open about.
- closet queen (compound noun, count)
A person in the closet.
Term used only in the gay community, not used much today. 'John was a closet queen before he came out.'
- cock ring (noun, count)
A piece of leather (usually) worn around the shank of the penis
It purpose is to enhance an erection. 'John bought a new cock ring and wears it on weekends.' Term came out of the closest in the TV film 'Tales of the City.'
- cock
- ++
penis
This is one of the more common synonyms for penis. 'John has a small cock.'
- cocksmoker (noun)
- +
A fellator
Any male person. Canadian term.
- cocksucker (noun)
- ++
A fellator; any male person.
The term is used in a deragatory and insulting way. 'Hey, you goddamn cocksucker, give my condoms back to John.'
- come (verb, intransitive)
- +
ejaculate
sometimes spelled as 'cum'. The verb is irregular - it is conjugated like 'come': "John came this morning."
- cornhole (verb, trans.)
- +
to have anal intercourse with someone
This terms seems to be passing into obscurity: 'John cornholes Bill once a month.'
- crabs
body lice found in the pubic area
Old term. 'Mary found crabs in her pubes.'
- crap (noun, mass)
feces
Common term, not offensive, but should not be used in parlour room conversation: 'There is crap all over the front yard!'
- crap (verb, intrans.)
defecate
Like other similar neutral terms, this one should not be used n parlour room conversation: 'John craps twice a day.'
- crap (verb, trans.)
defecate
Like other similar neutral terms, this one should not be used n parlour room conversation. Its direct object is the goal of location: 'John crapped his pants.'
- crapper (noun, count)
restroom, toilet
Common term, not offensive, but should not be used in parlour room conversation: 'John is in the crapper.' Mary is sitting on the crapper.' This term became immortalized when the flush toilet was invented by a Mr. Crapper.
- cream one's jeans (verb phrase, idiom)
- +
to ejaculate in one's underwear (or pants)
In addition to its obvious meaning term may also refer to someone getting very excited over something: 'John creamed his jeans when he saw the nude photo of James Dean.' 'John creamed his jeans when he saw Bill's restored '57 Chev.'
- cum (neutral, noun)
- +
semen, ejaculate
Possibly from "to come" (i.e. to ejaculate), it is widely used in the porn industry (vide porn video dialogues & titles); also used as a verb, as in "John is cumming inside Mary".
- cunt
- ++
vagina
Considered more offensive than 'fuck' today.
- ++
woman
A very offensive word refering to a woman, stronger than 'bitch.'
-
- curry queen
- +
gay male who is attracted to East Indian homosexuals
Used humnorously. Considered racist. 'John came back from India a curry queen.'
- cut
circumcised
seems to be more British than American. See 'clipped.'
- d
- dick (noun, count)
penis
shouldn't be used in parlor room conversatin.
- diddle (verb, transitive)
have intercourse with
unoffenive slang term.
to have intercourse with
This verb is used only transitively; it does not have the intransitive use that 'fuck' and 'screw' have: 'John diddled Mary.' '*John and Mary were diddling.'
- diesel dyke (compound noun, count)
- +
masculine lesbian
Term used humorously but considered offensive by lesbians.
- dildo (noun, count)
fake penis
Also the name of a town in Newfoundland.
male person
Detrimental term; implies the person is a loser.
- dingleberry
- +
shit that dingles from the hairs surrounding one's asshole
Not commonly known. Original meanings refers to a species of berry found in the Southeastern part of the U.S.
- dink
- +
penis
Slightly cute form of 'cock, pecker'. 'Mary thinks that John has a funny-looking dink.'
- dipshit (noun)
- +
any male person.
Used as a derogatory term. Probably based on 'dipstick'.
- dong (noun)
- +
penis
Not as common as 'cock' or 'pecker'. This word made history when a chief justice who was being confirmed for the Court was said to be called 'Long Dong Daddy.'
- doo-doo (noun, mass)
feces
unoffensive term, originally childish. . 'Mary saw the doo-doo on the lawn.'
- dork (noun, count)
male person
derogatory term.
penis
- drag (noun, mass)
dress of the opposite sex.
Term originated in gay community, is now widely used in the heterosexual community. 'John like going in drag.' Not to be confused with 'cross dressing', drag tends now to be used as a a humorous term or to the show business. 'Cross dressing' is more general and politically correct.
- drag queen (noun, count)
A person who likes to dress up in feminine clothes
Term refers to those who do shows or like to be outrageously over dressed. Term immortalized in the movie 'Priscilla, Queen of the Desert'. 'Alice Springs never was the same after the three drag queens left.'
- Dutch or Dutch Fuck
- +
To fuck someone between the breasts
I'd sure like to dutch fuck her.
- dyke (noun, count)
- +
lesbian
Term used amongst lesbians, but considered offensive if used outside of the community.
- e
- eat shit (verb phrase, idiom)
- ++
A derogatory expression, it has no specific meaning. Used when the speaker it annoyed abo someting: 'John told Mary to eat shit.'
- f
- fag hag (n.)
a female who enjoys the company of gay men.
Can be derogatory, as there is a stereotypical image of a fat, unattractive woman who cannot get her own men so she hangs around gay men.
- fag stag (noun)
heterosexual male who enjoys the company of homosexual males.
Newly coined term.
- fag
- +
homosexual male
abbreviated form of 'faggot'. Slightly less derogatory than faggot.
- faggot
- +
homosexual male
used by gays to refer to each other--often humorously; otherwise it is considered derogatory.
- fairy
homosexual male, especially effeminate
literally refers to creatures of legend/myth such as the character 'Puck' in Shakespeare's "Midsummer Night's Dream"; "He's a fairy."
- fart (noun)
- +
The gas passed while farting.
not very offensive today. 'Did you smell that fart?'
- fart (verb, intransitive)
- +
to pass wind, flatuate
less offensive today than in the past.
- fart along (verb, intrans.)
- +
to do something very slowly, without conviction
Lkke other terms using 'fart', this expression is almost neutral: 'John just farts along writing his thesis.' 'That car in front of us holding up traffic is just farting along.'
- fart around (verb, intransitive)
- +
to spend time doing innocuous things or nothing at all
hardly offensive today.
- felch
- ++
sucking one's own semen from the anus of the most recent anal sex recipient
yechhhhh
- feltch(ing,er) (noun,verb)
- ++
A man who orgasms into another man's rectum and then eats all of what he has deposited
Adam is a faltcher; I think I'm going to be your feltcher. James was feltching me something fierce last night.
- finger fuck (verb, transitive)
- ++
to insert one's finger into a vagina or for sexual tittilation.a rectum
Term can be used to refer to a rectal digital examination: "John enjoys getting finger-fucked by his physician."
- fist fuck (verb, transitive)
- ++
to insert a clenched fist into a rectum
Not necessarily limited to the gay world.
- flash your gash (phrase)
- ++
Invitation for intercourse.
Australian term.
- foursome (compound noun)
four people involved in sex together
Refers to any combination of gender. This construction is productive, though rare above four.
- french kiss (compound n.)
the act of french kissing
Common term today. 'John likes the french kisses he gets from Bill and Mary.'
- french kiss (compound noun)
to insert tongue into mouth while kissing
Common term today. 'John likes to french kiss Bill and Mary.'
- french tickler(noun phrase, idiom)
A condom with appendages on the end supposedly to give more sensation to the recipient.
'John screwed Mary with a french tickler.'
- fruit (noun, count)
homosexual male
term not used much today.
- fruit fly
a woman who likes the company of male homosexuals
An alternate form of 'fag hag'; used humorously. 'Mary is a fruit fly.'
- fuck (noun)
- ++
(no meaning)
Term can be used with the definite article as a pure expletive in sentence initial position: 'What the fuck are you doing, Mary?' 'The fuck you say!' It can also be used with the definite article: 'Like fuck I'm going to date Mary tonight!'
- ++
the act of fucking' (roughly)
Synonymous with 'piece of ass.' 'John had a hot fuck last night.'
- fuck (verb, intransitive)
- ++
have intercourse
See fuck (transitive). Here, it must have a conjoined subject: John and Mary are fucking.
- fuck (verb, transitive)
- ++
have intercourse with
This word was once considered the most unacceptable word in English. In the last twenty yea
- fuck around (verb, intransitive)
- ++
do nothing imporant or nothing at all.
"John's just fucking around today."
- ++
go away
Used an expletive to indicate to indicate mild annoyance: "Well, fuck around!"
- fuck around (verb, transitive)
- ++
To be somehwt dishonest with someone.
"John's fucking Mary around all the time."
- fuck me harder (sentence, idiom)
- ++
Expression in response to an unwanted and undesirable action done to the speaker.
- fuck off (verb, intransitive)
- ++
go away
Usually used as a command in an uncomplementary sense: "Fuck off, asshole!"
- fuck oneself (verb phrase)
- ++
get lost
Outside of the literal meaning which few males can do, this expression has abouat the same meaning as 'get lost'; i.e. go away.: Mary told John to go fuck himself.
- fuck up (verb, intransitive)
- ++
make a mistake
See fuck (transitive).
- fuck up (verb, transitive)
- ++
(1) to make a mess out of something, (2) to cause someone to become psychologically unstable.
See fuck up (intransitive). (1) "John really fucked his assignment up." (2) "John's parents really fucked him up."
- fucked (past tense of fuck), (passive participle)
- ++
(1) to be psychologically maladjusted, (2) to be a mess (of situations and certain objects)
Derived from and generally synonymous with 'fuck up'. "John is really fucked." "John's project is fucked beyond hope."
- fucked up (passive participle)
- ++
(1) to be psychologically maladjusted, (2) to be a mess (of situations and certain objects)
See 'fuck up'.
- fucker (noun)
- ++
a male person
Derogatory term: 'The little fucker stole 10 bucks.'
- ++
One who fucks
'John is a squirrely fucker.'
- fucking (adjective)
- ++
(no specific meaning)
term is commonly used as an expletive with a pejorative sense: 'John is a fucking asshole.'
- g
- gangbang (compound noun)
a group performing sex on an individual
The group usually refers to males. 'John was the victom of a gangbang.'
- gangbang (compound verb)
to peform in a gangbang
'John was gangbanged while in jail.'
- gangsta bitch
A female who is less than a woman, who hangs out with or participates with a crowd that is involved in gang activity
Natolie is a Gansta Bitch; No I am not tlking to you Im talking to that Gangsta Bitch over on the corner
- get bent
get fucked
Said in a derogtory way. Why don't you go get bent!
- get it on
have sex
'John got it on with Mary.'
- get it up (verb phrase)
- +
get an erection
rather mild term: 'John got it up when he read Playbunnie.'
- get laid (verb phrase, passive)
have intercourse
Relatively common term, but not acceptable in polite society. Originally, term probably required a female subject, but either gender may be a subject today: 'John got laid last night.'
- get off
ejaculate
'John finally got off when Mary shoved a dildo up his ass.
- get (one's) shit together
correct personality deficiency; prepare one's self
"I wish Mary would get her shit together and quit letting Bill beat her up whenever he gets drunk;" "The customer expects up at 8am-- be sure you have your shit together."
- give a shit
- +
to care
Usually used with negative particle: 'John doesn't give a shit about Mary.'
- glory hole (compound noun)
- +
a hole in a partition dividing two toilets
I'll leave the function of this hole up to the imagination of the readers. If the reader can't figure it out, he should consult his gay buddies, unless, of course, the reader is homophobic, in which case, presumably, he would have no gay buddies.
a hole in the ground formerly excavated for mining.
These glory holes have become overgrown with grass and weeds since they were abandoned and pose a threat to unwary hikers. There is a state park in the Sonora region of California called 'Glory Hole State Park' The name of this park must amuse all of the Bay Area queens who like to cruise around in the foothills.
- go down on (verb phrase)
- +
perform oral sex
This term is not very commonly used today. 'John and Mary went down on each other.'
- Gob the knob
- +
The act of performing fellatio.
- god damn
- +
(expletive)
Probably the oldest curse in English.Is considered very strong by the religious, though many persons of the collar have been heard to use it. Sometimes it is spelled 'goddam': 'John is a god damn liar.'
- golden shower
the act of urinating on another person.
Term not well known outside of circle and the gay world..
- Greek
- +
Anal Intercourse
Mary likes to have it Greek.
- h
- hard-on (noun)
- +
epenile rection
Most common of the synonyms for erection. "John woke up with a hard-on."
- have (verb, transitive)
to copulate
'John had Mary last night.'
to take unscrupulous advantage of
'John was had by the salesman.'
- head (noun)
fellatio
To give or receive. Unisex..'Mary asked John if she could give him head'
- herb (noun)
A male, derogatory. synonomous with dork
- HORIZONTAL FOLK DANCING
SEX
Jim and Tina went home for a bit of horizontal folk dancing.
- hork
To vomit
Used in 'Wayne's World'.
- hummer
- +
blow job
current slang
- hung (adjective)
to have a large penis
'Hung' has no comparative or superlative form. 'John is really hung.' '*John is hunger than Bill.'
- j
- jack off (verb, intransitive)
- ++
masturbate
(also transitive). 'John jacked off after Mary went home.'
- jack off (verb, transitive)
- ++
masturbate another person
The direct object is a male. 'Mary jacked John off since she wouldn't screw him.'
- jay
(N. Amer.) v. to steal
[jei] etym. origin probably from the bird "jay", which feeds by sweeping down to the ground and picking up morsels of food in that manner. ex. He jayed my baseball cap!
- jerk off (verb, transitive and intransitive)
- +
masturbate
Used as an alternative to 'jack off' in both senses.
- Jesus H. Christ (name)
- +
An expletive, considered offensive by the religious. The source of the middle initial is uncertain. 'Jesus H. Christ! You can't be pregnant!'
- jizz (noun)
- +
sperm
Common a generation ago, this term is fading, being replaced with 'come'.
- jizzum (noun)
- +
sperm
Almost obsolete form of 'jizz'.
- john (noun)
restroom, room with a toilet (toilets)
Very commonly used. 'Mary woke up in the john.'
- jugs
breasts
Mary has got a massive pair of jugs
- k
- knock up (verb, transitive)
impregnate
American term. In Britain in means to get someone up by knocking. 'John knocked Mary up last week.'
- know (one's) shit
be very competent
"When it comes to plumbing, Bill really knows his shit."
- l
- lace curtains
foreskin
- Libido
{sexual instinct; lust}
John's Libido was high the first night he was alone with Mary. pronounced lu-bee-dough)
- loo
watercloset, restroom, toilet
British term: 'John has gone to the loo.'
- loose (adjective)
- +
sexually permiscuous
Origannly said of women, but could be said of men: 'John and Mary are both very loose'
- lop cock (compound noun)
- +
Circumcised penis
This term not currently in use. It seems to have been used in the 30's and 40's.
- love juice
seman
Not commonly used: 'John squirted his love juice all over Mary.'
- lucky Pierre (compound noun)
the middle male in a threesome
Implies John is fucking on person while getting fucked by another. Used in the gay world, but could be used in menage a trois with two men and one woman.
- m
- meat (noun, mass)
- +
penis
Unlike 'cock', this noun can not be counted: *'John has a big meat.' but: 'John has a big piece of meat.'
- meatrack (noun, def.)
butch men in a row
Term refers to butch or hunky men lined up at a bar or at tables along the wall in a bar or some gay establishment. The men are obviously waiting to be picked up. Term could be used by women in search of hetersexual guys.
- mother fucker(compound noun)
- ++
A very gross person
This term could be the most offenseive exptressed in the language. Ir shows intense anger of the speaker. In certain dialects it has been shortened to 'mohter', but with still the same intensity in meaning. 'mohter' has become so bad, that now spekaers of such dialects do one refer to eir mothers as 'mother; but use a different term such as 'mama, ma, mom': 'John is a real mother fucker.
- mother fucking (adjective)
- ++
(an expletive)
Derived form 'mother fucker,' it is as offensive as 'motherfucker.'
- muff diver
- +
one who performs oral sex on a woman
'John thinks that muff divers are repulsive.'
- n
- N.F.G. (acronym)
- +
No Fucking Good
Usage example: Your idea is NFG.
- nellie
effeminate
refers to males, usually gay though not necessarily: 'John is a bit nellie.'
- nookey (noun)
- +
sex
Spelling uncertain. Seems to be etymologically related to the Dutch word 'neuken (to fuck).' 'John's going out to look for a little nookey tonight.'
- noonan
dorky, very annoying person
"My college roommate is a noonan." Derived from an ND freshman with the roommie from hell, Allison.
- nooner, noun (count)
sex at noon (during one's lunch break)
Term usually refers to males who can't get away from home in the evening.
the person involved in a nooner
Term usually refers to males who can't get away from home in the evening.
- nudger
- +
HomoSexual
John is a nudger
- nut
- +
testicle
Alternate form of 'ball'. 'John has small nuts.'
- o
- oh shit! (expletive)
- +
Expression used when an unexpected or undesirable event has occurred or is about to occur: 'Oh shit! Now I'll never get that paper done.' 'Oh shit! We're gonna crash!'
- old fart (noun)
- +
An older male person.
Usually used humorously, though could be considered offensive.
- one's tits in a knot
- +
be upset
used as a complement of 'get', 'have', 'keep, etc.: 'John got his tits in a know and he kept them there.'
- one's tits on (prepositional phrase, a small clause; idiom).
- +
be patient
used as a complement of 'keep, etc.: 'John kept his tits on.'
- p
- pain in the ass (noun phrase)
- +
nuisance
Common expression in the heterosexual community: 'John is a fucking pain in the ass.'
- pearl necklace (compound noun)
- +
sperm surrounding one's neck after ejaculation
This term comes from the straight community. 'Mary is not fond of pearl necklaces.'
- pecker
- +
penis
almost as common as 'cock'
- pee (verb, intransitive)
urinate
Used fairly commonly today, Acceptable on American television. It has transitive function similar to 'piss'.
- pee-pee
penis
Childish term. 'Johnny's pee-pee hurts.'
- period (noum)
menstral period
standard colloquial term, not parlour room term: 'Mary started her period last night.'
menstrual period
standard colloquial term, not parlour room term: 'Mary started her period yesterday.'
- piece of ass (nounphrase, idiom)
- +
a fuck
used as a complement of 'get', have': "John got a piece of ass last night.'
- piss (verb, intransitive)
- +
urinate
- piss (verb, transitive)
- +
urinate in one's clothing
E.g. "John pissed his pants." Usually has unintentional reading.
- piss off (complex noun)
- +
thing or person that causes one to be angry.
Derived from the complex verb 'piss off': 'Mary finds John to be quite a piss off.'
- piss off (verb, transitive)
- +
make angry
E.g. "John pissed Mary off."
- piss up a storm (verb, semi-idiom)
- +
urinate for a relative long time
E.g. "John pissed up a storm." It means that John pissed and pissed and pissed.
- pissed (predicate adjective)
angry
derived from 'pissed off': 'John was pissed after they threw him out of the bar.'
drunk
derived from 'pissed off': 'John got pissed at the bars last night.'
- pissed to the gills (adjective phrase)
- +
very inebriated
One of many expressions for inebriation. 'John got pissed to the Gills at the White Swallow.'
- +
very inebriated
One of many expressions for inebriation.
- plow (verb)
aggressive insertive intercourse
The passive partner can "get plowed" or "be plowed." Albee's _Virginia Woolf_ used plow in the active sense, when Nick promised to "plow a few pertinent wives."
- poop (noun, mass)
feces
Relatively harmless term: 'Look at all the dog poop on the front lawn!'
feces
Relatively harmless term: 'Look at all the dog poop on the front lawn!'
feces
reltaively unoffensive. 'John found dog poop on his floor.'
- pooper-scooper (noun, count)
small shovel for picking up dog feces
A somewhat cutesy term: 'The people of big cities are expected to use pooper- scoopers when they take their dogs out ofr a walk.'
- poopshoot (noun, count)
- +
anal canal
Not a common term: 'John likes to shove long slender objects up his poopshoot.'
- +
rectal canaal
Not commonly used today: 'John's got bugs up his poopshoot.'
- postal
crazy, psychotic
derived from deranged postal workers who shoot people and then commit suicide "John went totally postal on me today."
- prick (noun, count)
penis
Just another word for it: 'Mary like's John's big prick.'
- pubes
pubic hair or pubic area
Recent derivation: 'John found crabs in his pubes.'
- pull one's pud
- +
masturbate
As far as it is known, 'pud' only occurs in this idiom. 'John was pulling his pud.'
- pussy
- +
vagina
also refers to a cat, but not a woman. There is some variation whether 'pussy' refers to any cat or a female cat.
- q
- queen
gay male who is dominant and rather effeminate
This term is used on construction with many other terms.
- Queer (KWEER)
- ++
1)A Catchall word for someone who is Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgendered, or a straight "friend." 2)Political slant, angry. "John is a Queer Activist."
- queer
- +
homosexual male
Once considered very derogatory, it is being used more and more in the gay community.
- quim
- +
vagina
less offensive term than cunt
- r
- Rainbow Kiss
when a menstruating female engages in reciprocal oral sex with a man ("69ing") and mixes his semen with her vaginal secretions and blood during a passionate kiss after orgasming in eachother's mouths.
For more information on a Rainbow Kiss call 1-800-***-**** M-Th 10pm-12am EST. Ask for Dr. Judy.
- ranch(ed/ing)
- ++
The action and content of a males ejaculation
To Ranch; Oh, honey I am going to Ranch; I am Ranching; I have Ranched.
- red tide (noun phrase, idiom)
- +
menstral period
'red' obviously refers to 'blood': 'Mary's red tide turns John off.'
- red wings
Preforming cunnilingus during menses
To earn your "red wings" would be to eat pussy during menstration. The "eater" would then have a "blood mustache".
- rice queen
- +
gay male who is attracted to Asian homosexuals
Used humnorously. Considered racist.
- riding the porcelain bus
throwing up in the toilet
Australian slang. "John got drunk and spent the whole night riding the porcelain bus."
- rim (v.t.)
- ++
to lick someone's anus
'Mary rimmed John's asshole.'
- rim job (n.)
- ++
the act of 'rimming'--licking someone's anus
- s
- scat
indulgence in feces
Term not well known outside of circle and the gay world..
- screw (noun)
- +
fuck (noun)
Synonymous with 'piece of ass.' 'John had a hot screw last night.'
- screw (verb, transitive and intransitive)
- +
fuck
Can be used as a replacement for most functions of 'fuck': screw up, screw around, screw off. 'Screwing' does not exist as an expletive, parallel to 'fucking'. It does exist as a gerun and a participle: 'John is screwing Mary.' 'John thinks screwing Mary is fun.'
- screw (verb, transitive)
to take unscrupulous advantage of
'The used car salesman screwed John again.'
- shit (noun)
- +
feces
Very commonly used today. In addition to its literal reference, it has many, many subreferents. It is often used as a expletive comment: 'Oh shit!'
- shit (noun, count)
- +
a person
Used dentrimentally: 'John is being a shit today.'
- shit (verb, intransitive)
defecate
Verb not used as much as noun.
- shit (verb, trans.)
- +
to lie to someone
Perhaps not as strong as the verb 'to lie': 'John is always shitting Mary.'
defecate in ones clothes
E.g.: John shit his pants. Sentences of this sort have in addition to the literal meaning, the meaning to be very astonished: "John shit his pants when Mary told him she was knocked up."
- shit on a shingle (nounphrase)
chipped beef on toast
US army term popularized during World War II.
- shit out of luck (preposition phrase?, idiom)
- +
really out of luck
'John was shit out of luck after he failed his course for the third time.'
- shitfaced (adjective)
- +
very intoxicated
'John and Mary really got shitfaced down at the bar last night.'
- shitfit (compound noun)
- +
any kind of a small fit
'John had a shitfit when Mary dumped him for Bill.'
- shithead (compound noun)
- +
a person
Used detrimentally only. 'John is a real shithead.'
- shithouse
- +
outhouse
'John knocked the shithouse over while Mary was using it.'
- shitlist (compound noun)
- +
a hypothetical list of person whom one is angry at
Used in the following ways: 'Mary is on John's shitlist.' (John is angry at Mary) 'John's shitlist gets longer.' (The number of people John is angry at grows)
- shits (noun, plural definite)
- +
any displeasurable situation
Always used with the definite article: 'The weather is the shits today.'
diarrhea
Always used with the definite article: 'John as the shits.'
- shoot one's load (verb phrase, idiom)
ejaculate
Not a parlour room term: 'John shot his load when he saw the nude photo of James Dean.'
- sissy
- +
an effeminate male, a homosexual male
The second reading is often used humorously by gays: "We're going to a sissy bar."
- sister
platonic gay buddy of another gay
Term not used by 'masculine' gays today: 'John and Bill are sisters.'
- sixty-nine (compound noun)
- +
perform oral sex
This term tends to be used humorously. 'John and Bill performed 69 on each other.'
- sixty-nine (compound verb)
- +
perform oral sex
This term derived from the noun. 'John and Bill sixty-nined each other.'
- slapper
- +
abusive word for a woman,impling that she is cheap,ugly and sexually active.
uk word.
- slut (noun, count)
- +
a loose and morally questionable woman
Not as bad as 'cunt': 'John thinks that Mary is a slut'
- snatch
- +
vagina
less offensive term than cunt
- son of a bitch (noun phrase)
- +
a despicable person
very common term, less offenssive today than a generation ago: 'Mary thinks that John is one son of a bitch.'
- spunk
semen
Common in UK but spunk or spunky meaning plucky, courageous in USA.
- suck a fatty
- +
Go suck a big fat dick!
Usually used in the place of fuck you
- swedish
homosexual
One of several euphimisms for gay: 'John is swedish, you know.'
- sweet f.a.
fuck all
nothing, eg. sweet f.a to do today
- sweet fucking Jesus (phrase)
- ++
expletive with no particular meaning, conveying annoyance, surprise and generally feeling upset about something or somebody.
Street jargon without expressedly blasphemical intention. Rather, the expression is more or less generally functionalized as are "fuck" or "shit".
- t
- take a crap (verb, idiom)
- +
defecate
Synonymous with 'take a shit.' 'John took a crap.' 'John took a crap in his pants.' It has an intentional reading, similar to 'take a shit'. This term is more acceptable than 'take a shit.'
- take a dump (ver phrase, idiomatic)
defecate
Very non-standard colloquial term: 'John took a big dump last night.'
- take a piss (verb, semi-idiom)
- +
urinate
E.g. "John took a piss." Usually has intentional meaning; c.f. "John took a piss in his pants."
- take a shit (verb, idiom)
- +
defecate
Synonymous with shit (intransitive) "John took a shit." Note that "John took a shit in his pants" has an intentional reading, whereas "John shit his pants," usually has an unintentional reading.
- Tea Room
a washroom where sex takes place (usually in the gay culture)
- the dogs bollocks
- +
excellent
Probably from London, and interesting because is the only phrase where "bollocks" is used in a positive way, name of a pint of beer made by the Hobgoblin pubs.
- The shit hit the fan. (idiomatic verb phrase)
- +
undesirable consequences occur as the result to something.
The verb here is fully inflected and can be modified: 'The shit really hit the fan when Mary told John she was knocked up.' 'The shit always hits the fan when John calls Mary a dyke.'
- threesome (compound noun)
three people involved in sex together
Refers to any combination of gender.
- threeway woman (adjective noun)
woman who lets the male gender be introduced orally, in her vagina and in anal intercourse.
Quite popular in the porn industry. A purely technical term as in "My buddies and I made Mary a threeway woman last night."
- tinkle
urinating (of females)
This term is usually avoided by females. Can be used to refer gays urinating, in a humorous sense.
- tit
- +
breast
Usually refers to female breast, but may refer to male nipple area especially if chest is not flat.
- tittie
breast
Childish term for 'tit'. Only has female reference.
- tosser
- +
someone who one does not like.
used in context 'John's a tosser' John is annoying
- trick (noun, count)
a hooker's client
'Mary had three tricks last night.'
homosexual pickup
'John picked up three tricks last night.'
- trick (verb, intrans.)
to have sex with a pick-up
'John tricked with three guys last night.'
- tubs, the (noun, plural)
gay steam bath
Used humorously. 'John wen to the tubs last night.'
- turd (noun, count)
shit
Not totally acceptable, but certainly more so than 'shit': 'John found two cat turds on the floor.'
- twat
- +
vagina
less offensive term than cunt
- twink (noun, count)
slim, smooth, blond young
derived from
- u
- up shit creek (prepositional phrase, idiom)
- +
masturbate
to be in a bad situation with no obvious solution. "John is really up shit creek now.'
- +
out of luck
'John was up shit creek when his computer crashed the night before his paper was due.'
- up yours (prepositional phrase, idiom)
- ++
A deterimental term derived from 'up your ass'.
- v
- vibescu
Very charming, cool, etc.
Said of a person, or occaisionally a thing. Usually, the word stands alone, so that one would just say "vibescu" when confronted with the person or thing. Pronounced "vibe-askew."
- w
- wanker
- +
you are an arsehole,
an english word also to mean somebody who masterbates frequently
- water sports
urination as a turn on
Term not well known outside of circle and the gay world..
- Wax the Dolphin
- +
The act of male masterbation
- wee-wee
penis
children's term: 'Don't look at my wee-wee!'
- whack off (v. i.)
- +
synonym to 'jerk/jack/beat' off
- white swallow (compound noun)
- +
semen
Expression not very well known outside of San Francisco. A bar there originally had this name, but it was forced to drop 'white'. Its logo was a white swallow (bird). 'John thinks a little white swallow never hurt anyone.'
- willie
tantrum
"he's having a willie"
- woody
- +
Having an erection
used quite often around males
- wuss
(N. Amer.) n. sissy, wimp
[wUs] etym. combination of the words "wimp" and "pussy" ex. "I was a teenage wuss", "What a wuss!"

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