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The War of 1812

The War of 1812 was a two act play by Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie and Atomic Improv about Canada's proudest moment... burning the White House to the ground!

We first produced the show at the New Varscona Theatre in Edmonton. Then we took it to on the road to the Winnipeg Fringe, the Edmonton Fringe, and finally to the Victoria Fringe.


Download the script and groovy sound files
See our media-related links
Read the Lyrics of the War of 1812 Song
Email Paul from Atomic or Wes from the Trolls
Bonus thing: Take some guy's quiz about the war of 1812
A picture of Paul, Joe, Wes, and Donovan
The cast of The War of 1812 (actual size)



Downloads

The Script:

Here's the script, more or less as we performed it:

Download the script for Macintosh MS Word: "1812.sit.hqx" (66 K)
Download the script in rich text format: "1812.RTF" (204 K)
Download the script in ASCII (unformatted and ugly): "1812.TXT" (87 K)

The Sounds:

The War of 1812 featured the actual recorded voice of the mighty Pierre Berton. Now you can download his recorded introduction to the show:

Download "Pierre.au" (634 K)

Or, hear the extended dance remix rap meister stylin's of Pierre "Mr. Rap" Berton:

Download "Pierap.wav" (297 K)

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The War of 1812 Song

Come back oh proud Canadians
To before they had TV
No Hockey Night in Canada
There was no CBC

In 1812 Madison was mad
He was the President, you know
He thought he'd tell the British
Where they ought to go

He thought he'd invade Canada
He thought that he was tough
Instead we went to Washington
And burned down all his stuff

And the White House burned, burned, burned
And we're the ones that did it!
It burned burned burned
While the President ran and cried

It burned burned burned
Things were very historical
and the Americans ran and cried like a bunch of little babies, wah wah wah
in the war of 1812!

Now some hillbillies from Kentucky
dressed in green and red
left home to fight in Canada
but they returned home dead

Its only war the Yankees lost
except for Vietnam
and also the Alamo
and the Bay of... Ham

The loser was America
The winner was ourselves
So sing along and gloat about
The war of 1812

Chorus:
And the White House burned, burned, burned
But the Americans won't admit it
It burned burned burned
It burned and burned and burned

It burned burned burned
I bet that made them mad
and the Americans ran and cried like a bunch of little babies, wah wah wah
in the war of 1812!

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