Ways to send a car to Hell by The Jolly Roger There are 1001 ways to destroy a car but I am going to cover only the ones that are the most fun (for you), the most destructive (for them), and the hardest to trace (for the cops). - Place thermite on the hood, light it, and watch it burn all the way through the pavement! - Tape a CO2 bomb to the hood, axel, gas tank, wheel, muffler, etc.) - Put a tampon, dirt, sugar (this on is good!), a ping pong ball, or just about anything that will dissolve in the gas tank. - Put potatoes, rocks, banannas, or anything that will fit, into the tailpipe. Use a broom handle to stuff 'em up into the tailpipe. - Put a long rag into the gas tank and light it... - Steal a key, copy it, replace it, and then steal the stereo. - Break into the car. Cut a thin metal ruler into a shape like this: ---- | | | | | | | < ---- Slide it into the outside window and keep pulling it back up until you catch the lock cable which should unlock the door. This device is also called a SLIM JIM. Now get the stereo, equalizer, radar detector, etc. Now destroy the inside. (A sharp knife does wonders on the seats!) Have Fun! -Jolly Roger- Downloaded From P-80 International Information Systems 304-744-2253