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They are everywhere. You have seen them in your yards, under your cars( chewing the brake cables no doubt ), and in the government! Who will save the world from this abomination? The ASC and its'many chapters. Our Kentucky Chapter has just recently opened, yet we have fought the bushytail for some time now. We are SLM. Our job is to put the bushytail and his children under the knife to let him know that his seed is truly dead.
Come and see the truth!
I would tell you what SLM stands for but I would have to kill you. SLM is a large organization with many goals. One of them is to eliminate the squirrels. Ever since I started hunting I saw the true face of the bushytail. This is the reason why my comrades and I have formed SLM. SLM has joined the Anti-Squirrel Coalition! We have joined forces to better fight our enemy, saftey in numbers.
If any one has any stories of bushytail movements email them to me, all important squirrel activity will be posted
The bushytail is evil. I used to hunt to have fun and relax, now I realize that it is a fight for survival. Only the strong will survive. It is kill or be killed. I came to this conclusion after I killed my first squirrel. As I approached his body I noticed the red star on his forehead. This is when I knew that something was afoot. "The squirrels are working with the communists!" I am sure that you know that the bushytail is everywhere, they are always watching. Look outside, I bet you will see one of their informants watching you now! Only now are people seeing the truth that the bushytail must be stopped! Information we obtained from a captured squirrel confirm that an invasion is coming soon. A line must be drawn.
Man is attacked by a squirrel regiment!
Our missions are to eliminate the dreaded bushytail. The majority of our missions are Search and Destroy. Through our vast network of information we find out where the bushytail lives, then after we pinpoint his bunkers, we kill him. This fight has been going on for as long as I can remember. Brave men have always gone out into the dark woods to face the evil squirrel. Many of them never came back... Yet, we will keep up the fight and protect our country. Watch your back.
Mission Summaries
It is truly evil!
Anti-Squirrel Coalition Links
Send mail to SLM!
Send mail to the SLM reserve!
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