January 17, 1997

Alas, squirrel season is over.

What are we to do. It has been over three weeks since I tasted the blood of my enemy. I cannot even remember the sound of a rifle firing in anger! I am growing softer, weaker everyday, as our enemy grows STRONGER! Not until August will SLM be able to truly wipe the foul breed from our world. Even now, the bushytail is stockpiling weapons and food. The invasion is near. What to do? Our hands are tied, obviously Kentucky’s squirrel controlled government has made the hunting season too short. Ah, but during the two-week spring season, the squirrel will get his. Save yourselves, avoid contact with the squirrels at all cost, the are growing powerful.

SLM

SLM members in strategy training