Blanket Explanation of Stories Uploaded August 1995

aker.slash (1988)
	"Aker Slash: The *Last* A. A. Milne Tale." Written by me and Jimmy
Chin back in college, mostly on a local VAX BBS.  Nasty tale concerning
Winnie the Pooh and friends, Harry and Cabbage, and several Gainesville
celebrities.

almighty.king (1988)
	"Jinx the Farting Cat Meets Elvis."  Started as the beginning of a
story board on a VAX BBS in college, it only got one response and I ended up
writing most of it myself.

aris.txt (1993)
	[no title] A short bit I wrote for inclusion in the Confurence 4
convention program/gift book. Appeared with inked sketch of what ultimately
became "Aristheron and Aristrides" [AriAndAri.ash.jpg].

bad.parody (1989)
	"Gainesville Bill and the Last Charade." Written back in college
(not on a BBS this time), it stars me, Jimmy Chin, some people we know, a lot
more people we don't know, and of course Jinx the Farting Cat.  As you may
be able to figure out from the title, it's a parody of "Indiana Jones and
the Last Crusade," with a lot of other movies sucked into it also.

bobby.theory (1988?)
	"Bobby Theory." This bit is thoroughly an inside joke and should make
no sense at all.

bone.txt (1992)
	"A Dog And Her Bone." A smutty Victorian-type furry porn story.  I
was hoping to have published this someplace, but I could never get the
illustrator to actually illustrate it, so I never did anything with it.

cruelty.txt (1993)
	"Cruelty."  A response to a cruel snuff story written by another
person. My object was to take the main character of that story, a clever
and dominant wolf, and break him in a completely believable way.  I know
it's very nasty... it's supposed to be.

lsdmso.txt (1993?)
	[no title]  My response to a very foolishly open question on
alt.fan.furry a couple of years ago. :)

ride.lis (1992)
	"Is This The Kind Of Ride You're Looking For?"  I'm not quite
sure why I wrote this poem... I was fed up with a particularly manipulative
person, but I think I was only this nasty for the benefit of the person I was
living with at the time...

rodney.photon (1988)
	"Rodney Photon and the Electromagnetic Warriors."  Space opera about
a handsome and psychotic hero.  I wrote this in college; Jimmy Chin and I
were going to do a 'graphic novel' version of this, but we never got past
the first page or two.