before me

god murdered his wife
cut her up and put her body in a sack and took her down to the river
and threw her in.
nobody had much to say about it... he was god, after all
and she never kept quiet about how little work he'd done.
now he was free to beat up on his children
and when they asked when their mother was coming back
he told them "Be quiet. You never had a mother. I gave birth to you."

--Ashtoreth 4/97