BAMBIOID !    A Filk by Simon Barber

( A filk to the tune of "Mongoloid", by Devo. THey're
a group who anthropomorphics fans should think about ...  as their
main philosophy teaches that humanity has passed it's high-point
already, and is now DE-eVOlving into simpler forms.....)

  Bambioid! She was a Bambioid,
  Fuzzier than you and me.
  Bambioid! She  was a Bambioid
  Determined no one would see.
  Mambioid! She was a Bambioid
  With deer in her family tree
  Manga-eyes and Humanoid
  Determined to be free....

    So she (wore a hat)
    And she (had a job)
    That she (worked at in darkness)
    So that (no one knew)

  Bambioid, she was a Bambioid
  In human high society
  Wut when they found her secret out
  Nobody even cared !

  Bambioid! She was a Bambioid,
  Fuzzier than you and me
  She threw away her flatfoot shoes
  And let her tail swing free

      Then she (wore bare fur)
      And she (made the news)
      And she (told us the story)
      So that (we all knew !)

  Bambioids, a race of Bambioids
  Were living in Society
  Paranoid, they always would avoid
  Any kind of publicity

      Now they (show themselves)
      And they're (all the rage)
      As they (walk in the daylight)
      We see (it's all true)

  Bambioids, they are all Bambioids,
  Fuzzier than you and me
  Bambioids, Bambioids,
  The Cutest you'll ever see!

  Bambioids!
  Bambioids!