THE SCROO LOOPS BOX

Unauthorized Parody ©1996 by oCeLoT (ocelot@hooked.net)
Special, long overdue thanks to Raven (valraven@uclink4.berkeley.edu) for making the single, insignificant verbal slip-up that inspired this entire project. :)



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Nutrition Facts:
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Serving Size   1 Loop
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Amout/Serving
Calories       400
Fat Calories   280
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               %D/V*
Total Fat      17g 14%
Saturated Fat  14g 90%
Cholesterol     9g 90%
Sodium          8g 50%
Total Carb.    19g
  Fiber         0g 0%
  Sugars       41g
Protein         0g

*based on a 
300-calorie diet
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Vitamin C       0%
Vitamin A       0%
Vitamin B2      0%
Iron            0%
Riboflavin      0%
Calcium         0%
Vitamin D       0%
Zinc            0%
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Ingredients: Reconstituted cardboard, corn filler bi-product, corn syrup, sugar, palm oil, homogenized goat milk whey, malic acid, caramel color, Blue Lake 20, Red 10, Yellow Lake 69, partially hydrogenated vegetable oil, soy-rite bi product concentrate, Methylchloriosothizialinone*, 20% concentrated alcohol, fruit pectin, glycerin, pasteurized process American Cheese food, artificial fruit flavors, lead (to preserve texture), estrogen (to improve color), nicotine.   ©Killogg Corperation.

*Don't believe this odd-sounding 27-letter ingredient? Look at the ingredients on the nearest Pert Plus bottle. :)

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(you'll just have to look at it, there's too much on there)