The Goth Code Version 2.5
The Goth Code Version 2.5A
-v2.5 first released 8th June 1996; bug-fixed v2.5A last updated 9th August 96-

-= By Peter T. Caffin (synic@omen.com.au) =-
Note: As with all postings to USENET, this article is copyright worldwide.
I don't mind you printing this out for personal use, however, if you wish
to distribute this article in any other means than by reposting it to
USENET, please email me beforehand to obtain permission. Copyright is
assumed on the versions 1.xx, and 2.0x.
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Introduction to Version 2.5
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Welcome to The goth.code v2.5. Like the Geek Code and the Twink Code, this is a code that you can attach to your .Signature in email or USENET
postings to give people an idea of who you are. It's specially tailored to "alternative types."
The goth.code has been optimised a fair bit, and been sliced and diced a fair bit as well, since Version 2.0.
Version 2.0 will, I think, remain the most comprehensive goth.code, and no doubt it will remain in favour
for people who want to classify -everything-, and make it all known.
Version 2.5 is aimed squarely at people who would -like- to use a goth.code, but, don't have enough room
for Version 2.0 in their .signatures. I've culled out some of the more obscure bits, and
expanded a couple of bits just a little.. Aside from a few bug-fixes and such (that always crop up),
this will likely be the last exclusively gothic .signature code produced (nyah!). Further
updates will be in a code called, tentatively, ".code" : it aims to bring together all
subcultures into a single scheme. Thus, there will be goth.code 3.0's, punk.code 3.0's
and even skate.code 3.0's..
I may as well take the opportunity to point out some of the main faults that I see
in goth.codes around the place:
- People not putting spaces between the sections: this makes codes that much
harder to read.
- People swapping cases, or not creating case-sensitive codes at all (!). "P" does
-not- always carry the same meaning as "p", and it makes codes harder to read..
- Skipping main letter headers: caused by people not reading the instructions properly.
Okay, that's the end of my ranting.. have fun!
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How to create and decipher a code using the Goth Code Version 2.5
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GLOBAL MODIFIERS
These should be used very sparingly.
- yyy[xxx] ... I am intent on getting to the status indicated by xxx
- yyy(xxx) ... I was once xxx
These should be used before the identifier's prefix:
- =Xxxx ... This is cool, huh?
- ?Xxxx ... I'm really not sure about this code..
- *Xxxx ... This code changes from day-to-day..
EXAMPLE (IN CONJUCTION WITH THE SECTION AGE) #1: ?A23 means that,
although you think you're 23 years old, you're not sure.
EXAMPLE #2: A23[1] means that you are now 23, but were once aged
one. (You'd appear twittish if you actually used this example in
your code, though ;-) ).
EXAMPLE #3: A23(142) means that while you're now 23, you
specifically want to make it to age 142.. for some reason or other..

What's your education Background?
Goths come in many flavours (chocolate, strawberry, er, kidding ;-) ). The
flavours relate to the education and training of the particular gothic in
question. Multi-talented goths with more than one field of vocational
training should denote their myriad of talents by including them all,
separated by the qualifiers listed afterwards. Please write them in the
order that you did your qualifications.
- GoAu ... Gothic of Authorship
- GoAS ... Gothic of Applied Sciences (Nursing, Librarianship, etc.)
- GoBi ... Gothic of Biology
- GoBu ... Gothic of Business/Accountancy
- GoGD ... Gothic of Commercial Arts/Graphic Design
- GoCS ... Gothic of Computer Science
- GoCD ... Gothic of Clothing Design/Production
- GoDJ ... Gothic of DJ'ing (music programming)
- GoEn ... Gothic of Engineering
- GoFa ... Gothic of Farming
- GoFA ... Gothic of Fine Arts
- GoGo ... Gothic of Government
- GoHS ... Gothic of High School (use only if you're still there)
- GoHu ... Gothic of Humanities
- GoJu ... Gothic of Jurisprudence (Law)
- GoMa ... Gothic of Math
- GoMA ... Gothic of Manual Arts (woodwork, metalwork, leatherwork, etc)
- GoMD ... Gothic of Medicine
- GoMu ... Gothic of Music (writing, producing, _not_ DJ'ing)
- GoNA ... Gothic of Massage, herbal lore, `new age remedies,' etc.
- GoPh ... Gothic of Philosophy
- GoSB ... Gothic of Small Business
- GoIm ... Gothic of Photography and Image Creation
- GoPS ... Gothic of the Physical Sciences (Physics, Chemistry, Biology etc)
- GoSb ... Gothic of the Sex Industry: BDSM-related
- GoSp ... Gothic of the Sex Industry: Production of related goods
- GoSS ... Gothic of Social Science (Psychology, Sociology, etc.)
- GoTh ... Gothic of Theater (it's so goth to be "GoTh" ;-) )
- GoTW ... Gothic of Technical Writing
- GoZZ ... Gothic of Other. Some goths do unusual things for a living..
- Go?? ... Gothic of 'Undecided'. For those who might be changing their vocations
or have lost their memories.
- GoAT ... Gothic of All Trades. For those gothics that can do anything and
everything. GoAT precludes the use of other vocational
descriptors.
- GoNQ ... Gothic of No Qualifications.
To the identifier of each one you add, the qualifier:
- 10 ... I am recognised universally as the preeminent person in my field (eg: Einstein or Hawking in Physics)
- 9 ... Postdoctoral degree, such as a DLitt, etc.
- 8 ... Still pretty stupid, over qualified to work any job, went and got my Ph.D.
- 7 ... Had not learned enough to know better not to go back and try for Honours or a Masters degree (and I got it, too!)..
- 6 ... Managed to finish my bachelors/postgraduate diploma or 3 year apprenticeship.
- 5 ... Learned it the hard way and I'm now an expert.. schools never teach you what you _need_ to know anyway!
- 4 ... Finished a short-course (2 years or less)
- 3 ... Started a degree or short course, and plan to finish it some day.
- 2 ... Learned it the hard way and I'm now proficient enough to contemplate
selling my products/services.. I'm planning my future in this field
on the acquisition of those final skills in order to do it..
- 1 ... I'm a half-wit when it comes to this. I really shouldn't be adding this
to my Goth Code, but, I need something to fill up extra spaces..
Add a "$" to each catagory in which you hold paid work.
EXAMPLE: My Bachelors was in Social Sciences
and Humanities, I've done an applied sciences degree (in Information
& Library Studies). I'm currently employed in applied sciences, thus my beginning code is:
GoSS6Hu6AS6$

TYPE of Goth "Look" ^1^
Add to the "T" prefix up to _three_ of the following:
- An ... AntiquityGoth: Yep, you're into frills, medieval corsetry and
silly white shirts and/or dresses. It's almost the Wuthering
Heights look you're after (but not like the Kate Bush video
clip).
- Fe ... FetishGoth: rubber, latex, vinyl, PVC.. you name it, hands will
slide off.. Also included here, I guess, are those who wear
clothes that are normally unseen for your gender (e.g., pantyhose
or dresses for a guy; codpieces and muscle-shirts for a woman)
* Note: If you are wearing corsetry and fishnets, you may have to
decide whether or not it looks (on you) more like Fetishwear or
Antiquity. It's all a matter of emphasis.
- P ... GothPunk: Do you have a mohawk? Big tough leather jacket held
together with safety pins? You may fit into this category if
people keep commenting on why you wear your Dead Kennedys t-shirt
while moshing to `Temple of Love.'
- G ... GrungeyGoth: "Kurt Cobain, is that you?" Well, not quite. Your
typical grungeygoth may have a fascination for dreadlocks, silly
grey trenchcoats or appear to lack some sanitary habits.. all
quite illusory of course ;-).
- H ... Hippygoth: Lots of colours, a tendency to live in places like
Fremantle, Western Australia, and Nimbin.. You can tell the
hippies because they're more than likely to be the ones
getting involved with growing their own tomatoes (both real and
pretend) while wearing the pagan and wiccan jewelry..
- M ... MilitaryGoth: Says Andrew Eldritch, "I think the great lesson
of the 20th century is that you have to separate the ethics from
the aestetics...The great lesson there is that you don't have to agree
with what the Nazis did, but, yes, be honest about it, they did have
the best uniforms. A lot of people can't come to terms with something
as banal as that."
- Sk ... SkinGoth: You look like a skinhead or femnazi.. quite a good
look when done well; just look at Tankgrrl. The thing that sets
this look apart from Gothpunk is sheer venom and the look of
impending violence.
- Se ... SecondHandGoth: Not only do you wear second hand clothing (don't
we _all_?), but, it's obvious that it's second hand.. There's
something about clothing that you get from the Salvation Army
that's just, well, so "salvos".. and your clothing style just
epitomizes that "look."
- Jt ... Jeans'n'T-ShirtGoth: Yep. All you ever wear is your black jeans
and band t-shirt. Unfortunately, you may have the tendency to be
mistaken for a metalhead (they tend to wear black stuff with,
well, references to death and demons, too), but, it goes with the
territory, I suppose. It's the most simple of all looks to
arrange and maintain and it works for you.
- Tg ... TrashyGraveyardGoth: Apparently a look that's around in the UK.
"We tend to wear black ripped things, but quite stylishly" is the
description I've been given. I'm not entirely sure that he's not
having me on, but, it's here for those it may apply to.. ;-). Almost
like Punky Brewster lookalikes who only had B&W television to model
their "look" ;-}..
- Ad ... AndrogynGoth: The androgynous gothic is distinct from those
wearing fetishwear by the very fact that they're not really
-trying- to produce the "phwoaarr!" reaction of their peers..
While the bogans and rednecks may wear Wonderbras or stuff their
jocks with spare socks, the Androgynous gothic is more likely to
try to hide their gender.. not by pretending to be some other
sex, but, by being neither.
- R ... RockabillyGoth: You look like a rocker in black. Your critics
may think, as a result, that you're likely to be slightly
braindead, but, that's the downside of looking like a greasy
redneck who's into Elvis tunes played with fiddles and bottle
blows ;-).
- D ... DressupGoth: You dress up to look like characters out of gothic
novels, movies, etc. This means, if you're the one who
specifically dresses to look like Edward Scissorhands, The Crow or
Alex from `A Clockwork Orange,' then this is your classification.
- Cy ... CybertechGoth: You wear wires, silicone chips and circuit-boards.
This makes you itchy as the wiring and boards scrape across your
back and arms. However, machines don't feel `Negative
Sensations'.. As they say: "no brain, no pain" ;-).
- Gl ... Glittergoth: Tiaras, bizarre 1940s costume wear, silly stuff like
that. You have no shame when it comes to bringing out the colours
and flashy stuff. You're the gothic most likely to incorporate a
mirror-ball into your wardrobe.
- Nr ... NewRomantic: Well.. it's a style that so close to gothic, it may as
well be included. It's been argued before in alt.gothic that gothic
is simply a subgenre of the new romantic period, and artists like
Adam Ant just go to prove it. Dressing in the style of early
Madonna/Siouxsie, Split Enz, and the like may seem a bit bright on
the eyes to your peers, but, you and your trusty false sword are
ready for 'em ;-).
- In ... IndustrialGoth: This section is for try-hards who absolutely _have_
to let everyone know that they like Industrial music. They cannot
cope with the idea that they're Jeans'n'T-shirtGoths who just wear
t-shirts with Industrial bands on them. This catagory is included
on sufferance _only_ because I received something like 15 comments
all asking for it. Here it is, lads. Wallow.
- Y ... I don't look at all gothic, in fact I look just like:
- bo ... a Bogan,
- re ... a Redneck,
- ra ... a Rapper,
- yu ... a YUPPIE (casualwear),
- sl ... a Slob,
- rv ... a Raver,
- cs ... a Corporate Slave (suit and tie),
- sd ... /\ Z3RF1/\/ |)00|) \/\/|-|[] |_|z3z |)/\F+ /\S(||
(|-|/\R/\(+3RZ +[] \/\/R1+3 []/\/ +|-|3 '/\/3+ (Translation:
a very very sad individual).
- in ... an Indy kid,
- dm ... a Death metaller,
- bt ... a Bad taste kid,
- gc ... a zitty-faced Geek Code user,
- mf ... my Mother/Father,
- rb ... a Rockabilly,
- mo ... a Mod,
- zz ... Something not goth, but, also not on this list.
- Z ... You look so amazingly bizarre and goddamned weird that your style
can not be classified from amongst this list.
Put any secondary looks that you are also to be seen out in Try to keep a maximum
of three. Use _no_ commas, brackets or spaces between them.
EXAMPLE: while I'm mostly seen looking gothpunk, I also go
out sometimes looking fairly fetishy.. and occasionally I'll just
be a bit grungey if I'm feeling decrepit, aged and depressed. So,
my code here would be: TPFeG
EXAMPLE: Someone who was writing to this group, who is forced by
their boss or preference to wear a suit and tie to their work,
but wears fetishwear out to clubs, and occasionally wears raver
clothes when going out to gay nightclubs would be: TYyuFeYrv

Hair COLOUR and Length
Goths come in all sorts of hair colours, some natural and some `assisted.'
In this section, we catagorise your hair colour and length.. The first
section deals with colour. Any multiple colourings should be dealt with as
for Personality & Appearance types..
- cBK ... Black
- cWB ... White blonde
- cLB ... Light blonde
- cB ... Blonde
- cLBR ... Light brown
- cBR ... Brown
- cDBR ... Dark Brown
- cSB ... Strawberry blonde
- cNR ... Natural Red
- cBU ... Blue
- cG ... Green
- cO ... Orange
- cR ... Red (like a fire fighters truck)
- cGR ... Grey
- cP ... Purple
- cPI ... Pink
- cMC ... Multicoloured.
- cZ ... Other colour not on the list
If your colour is an `assisted' one, place your natural colour (if you
don't mind people knowing it) in round brackets after this.. eg, c1(4)..
If your colour is changing of its own accord, then use curly brackets
with the most predominant colour first. eg, c1{E}..
Add _one_ modifier to the list which describes best what your hair is doing
at the moment:
- b ... bald
- s ... un/styled; straight
- w ... un/styled; wavy
- c ... un/styled; curly
- m ... in a mohawk
- q ... quiff
- f ... flat-top
- u ... usually "up" and with enough spray to gel together the panels of the Sydney Opera House, much like Patricia Morrison
- W ... I wear an assortment of wigs
- e ... I use hair extensions.
- d ... Dreadlocks,
- k ... Crimped,
- p ... ponytail,
- P ... Pigtails,
- Y ... some other style
- Z ... no style for some other reason.
Add to this the following, to define how long your hair is, measuring
at the back:
- 1 ... Bald or a "Number One, Two or Three" shave,
- 2 ... Short cropped,
- 3 ... Average "short-back-and-sides" job,
- 4 ... At about chin-length..
- 5 ... Somewhere in between
- 6 ... At that irritating length where the front gets in your eyes and the back looks particularly dickie in the centre of your neck,
- 7 ... Shoulder-length,
- 8 ... Down to the centre of your back,
- 9 ... Down to your bum,
Add to this, any of the following facial hair characteristics as required:
- B ... Beard
- G ... Goatee,
- M ... Moustache,
- L ... Strange bit of bum-fluff that you get just above your beard, below your lower lip.
EXAMPLE #1: Right now, for example, my rating according to this
scheme, would be written as: cDBRw6

Your PERSONALITY ^2^
Add to the "P" prefix up to _three_ of the following. As with the
Appearance Types, list them with your most prominent one appearing first:
- 0 ... I have no personality (do not use with any other personality types.)
- Mo ... MopeyGoth: Life is a permanent existential crisis, while you're
getting together whether or not you feel worse about the
escalating conflicts in foreign lands, the fate of the world's
starving and the futility of the United Nations, or your own
personal tragedies.. it's _all_ so awful, and no-one knows it
more than you do.
- Pe ... PerkyGoff: "I don't care if you're feeling depressed, whether
or not it's `in style' to be morbid, or what.. I'm going to
get onto that dance floor and jiggle myself so that I look like
a duck!"
- Na ... NarkyGoth: You're an angry young (wo)man! You've got a
political/philosophical/religious/ideological cause, and you're
not afraid to to let people know, deconstructed and reconstructed
into logical formed argument until your brain seems to be melting
and dribbling out your ears.
- Sa ... SarkyGoth: Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.. yep, you've seen
it all and experienced it and have a chip on your shoulder that
weighs three tonnes. Your reaction to the weight of your
experience has not been to blubber at it, and be depressed, but
to attack it with all the flaming venom you can maintain.
- St ... StrutterGoth: Go with the fashion, be where it's at! People who
hate you might think of you as a poser, but, that's only because
they're jealous. Being seen and _known_ is an important thing
to you, since it's the popular ones who get the girls/boys and
make it to become heads of state and run the game.
- L ... LazyGoth: Stress is something that you prefer to avoid.. it
reduces your life span, reduces your quality of life and makes
you lose out on sleep.
- Sl ... CorporateSlaveGoth: Unlike the LazyGoth, you survive on stress;
it's your life's blood. You're a working goth who actually
_loves_ your job and enjoys the comforts that your job brings.
People who like songs like SNOG's `Corporate Slave' irritate you
just a bit.. don't they realise that someone's got to work to
keep the country afloat?
- Pr ... PerfectionistGoth: You need things to be just right. Otherwise,
there'll be all hell to pay. People who don't like you
sometimes call you `anally retentive,' but, all those itty bitty
things out of place add up to huge problems!!
- Sh ... ShyGoth: "Please don't look at me.. oh, please.." *scuttles to
the corner of the club* "I wish they wouldn't try to talk to
me.." *pouts* A shygoth is, unfortunately, well, dreadfully shy
when it comes to conversing with other new goths that they might
encounter. Later, when they've become more comfortable, they may
come out of their shells.. but, until then..
- Sg ... SlutGoth: You're your state/territory's own Don Juan/May West:
God's gift to wo/men.. This isn't just your own opinion, either.
You rarely are single for longer than a week, but, are rarely
involved in a relationship for longer than a month. This may or
may not be intentional on your part, however, the important bit
is that you have no problems attracting fresh blood.
- Do ... DopeyGoth: This isn't to say that you've got a poor attention
span, are dumb or not always "with it" (although these _may_
apply ;-) ). Some people like to sit and talk philosophy with
friends all night; you're not one of them. You're the type who's
more likely to just enjoy the chance to veg with the television
on Channel Ten or do something that doesn't tax your mind (like
get stoned and play DOOM2 all night).
- G ... GeekyGoth: You play roleplaying games, wear a calulator in your
pocket and have big chunky coke-bottle glasses. Friends may see
you as `an individual' who can be creative amongst your geeky
friends.. The upshot is you don't have any enemies (because well,
you're kinda socially insignificant ;-) ).
- De ... DefeatistGoth: "The whole world's against me. I can't get a
boy/girlfriend.. can't get a job.. I wish those bloody bells
would stop.. why is it always _me_!" While you share the
sarkygoth's chip on the shoulder, your prefered way of coping is
by moping around and blaming yourself and everyone around you..
- E ... EnnuiGoth: You're usually bored. Really bored. Really really
bored. Really really really bored. Really really really really
bored. Really really really really really bored..
- R ... RomanticGoth: You live your life in an epitome of the gothic
romance; like Morticia and Gomez Addams, you cannot live your life
any other way because life would be so damned shallow and _empty_.
- Pa ... PanicGoth: Life is a continuous panic situation that you're never
quite prepared for.. Hey, you've seen enough 1980s BBC comedies to
know what I mean..
- Dr ... DramaQueen: Everything is always better or worse for _you_,
something which you take note of all the time.. much to your
friends chagrin.
- Ni ... NihilisGoth: You're a nihilist. You don't care about anything or
anyone. People hate you, and you don't care.. the world's
environment is dying and it doesn't matter.. you're an apathetic
git, whose most likely response to an advert from the
Save-the-Starving-Walrus Fund is, "have you got any of that fresh
baby turtle soup left, hon?"
- Sc ... SchemerGoth: "I have a cunning plan.." You've seen Blackadder, so
you've got an idea.. your impersonation of Rowan Atkinson in the
title role is peckable. (Note: If you're a "scheming bitch," you
might want to work out which is more dominant: Sarky or Schemer..
and then attribute accordingly)
- ! ... You cannot and will not be classified according to any of the
above. You are much too complex and noble a creature to allow
yourself to be pidgeonholed this way *wank*toss*wank* ;-) and "I
will not be stamped, indexed, filed or numbered!" is your
favourite sample from `The Prisoner.'
If you're a many-sided creature, then it's fine and dandy to list your
two to three most dominant sides, in the same form that you did for your
appearance style (see: ^1^). Don't use commas to separate them; the case of
the characters indicates where one begins and the other ends.. using commas
wastes space ;-).

How much do you like MUSIC?
- M1 ... Is there anything at all else to buy??? I can name the artists, and give you a discography at will.
- M2 ... I have the largest music collection out of everyone I know, and can name all the artists.
- M3 ... I have a pretty decent CD/record/cassette collection.
- M4 ... I enjoy listening to music
- M5 ... I like it.. but not much more than I like taking a leak in the loo. It just happens, okay?
- M6 ... I can't make the time to sit around listening to music.
- M7 ... I really don't like it.
- M8 ... I'd rather wash my dog's testicles than listen to music.
- M9 ... I'd rather give my horse a six hour rimjob than listen to music, thankyouverymuch!
Add to this any of the following which are appropriate:
- p1, p3, etc ... I play one, three, etc, musical instruments.
- w ... I write my own music.
- g ... I sometimes do gigs/performances.
And (if applicable) only _one_ of the following:
- D ... I have recorded my music on tape as a Demo or personal home recording.
- S ... I have had my music professionally mixed and produced and have sold copies via local shops or gigs.
- R ... I am signed to a major recording studio/distribution network.
EXAMPLE: Because I enjoy music and write my own stuff (and
sequence it using my DOSbox and a Yamaha PSR400 keyboard), I'd
write this code down for myself as: M4p1wD

ZE Gothic music styles you like, mon
By popular demand.. Here's where you should note down the genres of music
you like. Add to the "Z" prefix, any of the following (in the order that
you like them):
- Go ... Gothic
- Goo ... Gothic, old wave
- Gon ... Gothic, new wave
- Goi ... Gothic, industrial (aka "Darkwave")
- Pu ... Punk
- Puo ... Punk, old wave,
- Pun ... Punk, new wave,
- Pur ... Punk, reggae,
- Pus ... Punk, Ska,
- Put ... Punk, Thrash,
- Tec ... Techno, late 80s
- Teh ... Techno, house
- Tei ... Techno, industrial
- Tez ... Other type of Techno.
- Ex ... Experimental
- Exc ... Experimental, chaotic
- Exg ... Experimental, gothic
- Ext ... Experimental, techno
- Exc ... Experimental, classical
- Exz ... Other major form of Experimental music
- Fa ... Lots of old fads
- Fan ... Old fad, New Romantics
- Fad ... Old fad, disco
- Fab ... Old fad, bootskooting
- Faz ... Other style of music that was a fad for a while.
- Cl ... Classical
- Cl1 ... Classical, single instrument
- Clb ... Classical, orchestral (requiring a band to play)
- Clo ... Classical, opera
- Clz ... Other Classical Style
- Me ... Metal
- Meh ... Metal, heavy
- Mel ... Metal, light
- Meb ... Metal, black/death
- Meg ... Metal, grunge
- Mez ... Other Metal style.
- Fo ... Folk
- Fos ... Folk, singers
- Fon ... Folk, national types (eg, "Waltzing Matilda" for Australia; "Irish Eyes" for Ireland.. y'know the type).
- Foh ... Folk, hippy-style.
- Foz ... Other Folk Style.
- Ip ... Indie
- Ipa ... Indie, Australian ("Australian Pub rock")
- Ipp ... Indie pop,
- Ips ... Indie, States'
- Ipb ... Indie, British
- Ipz ... Other Indie style.
- Ja ... Jazz & Swing, etc.
- Jaj ... Jazz
- Jas ... Swing
- Jab ... Big Bands
- Jaz ... Other form of music in this general genre
- !! ... Something not at all classified on this list, that cannot be classified by merging music types.
- ** ... All forms of music.
- .. ... No forms of music,
- ?? ... I don't know what the music I like is called.
EXAMPLE: If you like all goth music, and ska, then your code would be ZGoPus.

"CYBERPUNKINESS"/Technology Aptitude
One of these describes your abilities with technology:
- C9 ... I often hack to find out, or kludge my way through, information about how to make ordinary programs, gadgets and household objects do things well beyond their intended use or specifications
- C8 ... I live for new technology; I am the master at RTFM and can make
sense of the newest of the new and the oldest of the old with
ease..
- C6 ... I can quickly learn how to operate equipment and software in my
field of expertise.
- C5 ... It can take a little time, but, I can work out these new fangled
gadgets and sorta enjoy it.. kinda.
- C4 ... I don't like using my microwave oven.
- C2 ... I had to read the manual six times to work out how to use my
microwave.
- C1 ... I threw away my microwave because I couldn't work out how to work
the dang blasted thing.
Add one or more of the following modifiers:
- o ... I am in tune with computer operating systems, etc.
- m ... I am mechanically minded (ie, you can construct or fix
things with nuts, bolts, car or truck engines, etc)
- e ... I am electrically minded (ie, you can construct things
that involve high voltage electricity)
- c ... I am circuitry minded (ie, you can construct or fix things
that involve integrated circuits, diodes, transistors,
restistors, etc)
- p ... I am chemical-properties minded (ie, you can mix compounds
to produce stuff; often found with chemists, pyrotechnicians, etc)

What AGE are you?
Write your age in years after the "a" prefix. And don't lie ;-)
Add to this, one of the modifiers:
- + ... I'm told I look older than that!
- = ... I'm told that I look this age, too.
- - ... I'm told I look younger than this!
EXAMPLE: a23-, a100=, a16+
** As an alternative to the above, add the age which _most_ people think you
are (and you must have been told this specifically by at least _five_) **
EXAMPLE: Something like three ex-girlfriends and innumerable others
still reckon that I look 19. Therefore, my code would be: a24)19(

Body shape/BUILD
Goths come in many shapes and sizes. Build code is divided into two parts.
The first indicates your flesh tone and fitness, while the second indicates
you roundness. Mix each section to fit yourself.
Firstly, how fit are you?
- b9 ... Even my muscles have muscles.
- b8 ... I'm really into keeping my body toned.
- b6 ... I keep myself fit.
- b5 ... I'm an average goth.
- b4 ... I lose my breath, dancing.
- b2 ... I can't walk up stairs.
- b1 ... I can't even get out of bed.
And now, how chubby are you? (note: you should -not- add a ":" character
between these two. You should end up with a double-digit number after the "b")
- 9 ... I take up three movie seats.
- 8 ... I'm quite, er, plump.
- 6 ... I'm little rounder than most.
- 5 ... I'm an average goth.
- 4 ... Everyone tells me to gain a few pounds.
- 2 ... I tend to have to fight against a strong breeze.
- 1 ... My bones are poking through my skin.
Add to this any of the following that may be appropriate:
- T ... I am in training,
- D ... I am on a diet,
- H ... I am in a hospital,
- X ... I have Complete Body Dysfunction (CBD).
EXAMPLE: Miss Sexy is about average in terms of
flesh tone and fitness, but, everyone thinks she's a little
underweight and says she should put on a little bit.. Under this
identifier, she'd be: b52

HEIGHT
Write your height with the H prefix. In contrast to The Goth Code v1.x,
we're going to calculate your height in centimetres only. Feet and inches
is no longer acceptable.
There are 12 inches to the foot. There are 2.54 cm per inch.
EXAMPLE: Since I'm 5'8", my first calculation is (5 feet x 12
inches) + 8 inches = 68 inches. 68 inches x 2.54 = 172.72 cms.
Rounding this to the nearest integer, my height is: 173 cm. In
this example, my resulting code is: H173

Pretentiousness (are you GOTHIER-THAN-THOU?)
Pretentiousness has always been a part of being goth. Whether you're
pretentiously AntiquityGoth ("I outstyle him/her by miles") or
pretentiously SkinGoth ("I can beat the shit out of him/her without
trying, if I need to"), now's the time to fess up to your perceived
social status.
- g9 ... I am so gothic that I don't even need to speak to communicate
volumes and keep them enthralled at my feet..
- g8 ... I -lead- conversations at goth parties.
- g7 ... Pretty goth.. I can usually make very good conversation at a
purely goth party.
- g6 ... "I'm not a gothic!"
- g5 ... I'm a goth.
- g4 ... I'm an interested newbie who's just started looking into the
scene.
- g3 ... I'm make obvious errors in judgement about what to wear and/or
say.
- g2 ... People cringe when I open my mouth or enter the room.
- g1 ... I have been banned from nightclubs because I lack basic social
graces.
Add to this _one_ of the following suffixes:
People judge me the most by the way I:
- L ... Look
- A ... Act
- T ... The ideas I come up with and the way I think
- S ... Smell
- F ... Feel (touching me conveys the impression I'm a goth; strange, yet
true.)
- ! ... Am.. Everything conveys the same image.

How WEIRD you seem to the "normals"
Goths have a seemingly natural knack for being "weird". As a general rule,
the following weird qualifiers allow a goth to rate their weirdness, and how
much they're actually _noticed_ as being weird and how often they scare small
children.
- w9 ... People walk past lepers dancing on Barney Dinosaur costumes when
they see me just doing my shopping..
- w8 ... I make Rob Smith (of The Cure) and Lux Interior (of The Cramps)
look a bit humdrum.
- w7 ... I'm a bit wierder than most other goths I know.
- w6 ... So? what's your problem with weird.
- w5 ... I'm not weird. I blend in perfectly.. no one would guess..
(muahahahahaha!)
- w4 ... I'm more normal that most people normally are.
- w3 ... I am so incredibly boring it's tedious to explain..
- w2 ... My name is John Major and I am the Prime Minister of the UK..
- w1 ... My name is John Howard and I am the Prime Minister of Australia.
If you are w6 or higher, then add to your code the following: People think that the wierdest aspect to me is the way I:
- L ... Look: There's something about the way I appear that seems, well, strange to people.
- A ... Act: Some of the things that I do seem to freak people out, sometimes.
- T ... Think: Some of the things that I say can appear really bizarre and wierd to people I meet; I squick people often.
- S ... Smell: I smell like formaldahyde, or something quite bizarre.
- F ... Feel: When people touch me, my flesh sends strange signals to the
toucher's sensory perceptors that says, "hey, this person is
-wierd-."
- ! ... Am: Everything about me conveys the same message..

RELIGIOUS or Atheistic?
In this code we speak of sex and deviance, so how can we forget guilt? Religious imagery
has always been an important part of the goth subculture, as has guilt and
angst about one's Faith or lack of it. Rate yourself according to the
following:
- r9 ... I bash religious texts for a living.
- r8 ... I bash religious texts in my spare time.
- r7 ... I believe in the texts of my religion, but, I don't push it
onto others
- r6 ... I believe in a God, I think.
- r5 ... I don't care about it either way
- r4 ... I don't believe in a God, sort-of.
- r3 ... I know I don't believe in God. I don't really mind what you
think about it.. your choice.
- r2 ... I enjoy converting the religious occasionally.
- r1 ... I convert or have converted the religious for a living.
Add to the this, any of the following that may be appropriate:
- E ... I have a strict code of ethics.
- e ... I -don't- have any code of ethics.
- B ... I like to think that I have a spiritualtiy, which may or may not
conform to a recognised religion.
- b ... I like to think I -don't- have a spirituality.
- I ... I have fully investigated all the range of possibilities and have come to my conclusion on the basis of wide reading and/or spiritual contemplation.
- i ... I haven't researched religion at all.
- S ... I believe that I have an immortal soul, that lives on through Karma or some other soul rebirthing system,
- s ... I believe that when I'm dead, I'm dead.
- P ... I am a bit of a pagan.. My "religion" as such doesn't have a God/s as its base, but, I do believe that there's something else that rules our world (eg, the Sun, Moon, planets, Bill Gates, The Great Tortoise that created the Universe by sneezing it out of its magical nostril, etc).
- p ... I think pagans will go to Hell for their sins at not recognising the One & True God (whoever I might think that is).

When Single (gothic `HAWKISHNESS')
- h9 ... searches out other goths whenever at all possible.
- h7 ... searches to meet a goth
- h5 ... likes to meet goths but doesn't mind _too_ much
- h3 ... not a goth hawk
- h1 ... offended by goths if approached.
h5 or above people should work out what it is that
-initially- attracts them to new partners. Add the Personality
Type -or- the Appearance Type section of your desired guy/girl.
EXAMPLE: h6TPe(GMo) or h5P(!G)

Your Gothic SEXUALITY
What sex are you attracted to? In this scale, work out what your
percentage of heterosexuality is, then divide it by ten and round this
figure to the nearest integer.
EXAMPLES: If you're 100% hetero, then you'd write this as: s10; If
you're 5% hetero (95% gay), then write yourself as: s1; If you've
become intentionally celebate, and you have no desires to change
this, then write yourself down as being: sNA

Your Gothic KINKINESS
In gothic relationships, sexual play can become an issue. Some people can
find that a partner they've gotten together with is sexually incompatible.
So, where do you stand?
- k9 ... My name is Jeff Dahmer and my fetishes involve people dying or
getting hurt pretty bad..
- k7 ... My fetishes involve permanent changes to one's anatomy (eg,
piercings, brandings, etc).
- k6 ... Experienced in the fetishy arts (ie, you know the stuff contained in
the alt.sex.bondage FAQ, and have tried a good amount
of the stuff mentioned).
- k5 ... totally vanilla, but experienced in the sack.
- k4 ... I'm not the most sexually experienced in the world..
- k2 ... I wish I was as kinky as Maria in 'The Sound Of Music.'
- k1 ... I was de-sexed as a child and have no urges whatsoever in my
loins..

Preferred type of RELATIONSHIP
The Goth scene, like no other, is geared towards the plurality of
relationship types.. whether they're open or closed. But, openness with
regard to your desires to your partners or prospective partners is always
something to be encouraged. Time to state your preferences..
Add to the "R" identifier one of the following which fits you best:
- s ... prefers open relationships only and is a bit of a swinger.
- o ... Will form relationships which are generally open.
- p ... Polyamourous; likes relationships with more than one person,
preferably with commitment on all sides to all people involved.
- n ... Neutral with regard to to swinging, poly or monogamy; however,
negotiation is always open for which and can be negotiated from time
to time.
- N ... The scope of the relationship (ie, whether monogamous, swinging or
polyamorous) is not defined and is open to negotiation. However,
once the choice is made: that's it. It's set in stone.
- m ... Strictly monogamous/relationship oriented. No outside affairs.
Sex -only- in monogamous relationships.
- z ... Some style of relationship which is not listed in the above.

Relationship STATUS
Okay, at the risk of making the Goth Code seem like an excuse to post an
abbreviated personal ad at the end of your .Signature (er, well, I suppose it
_is_, but, umm ;-) ), use this code to let people know whether they or their
friends "'ave a chance."
- Sm ... Married
- Se ... Engaged
- Sr ... Involved in a relationship with a primary partner,
- Ss ... Single or only involved with a secondary partner and available
(refer to prefered relationship type to indicate what's most
likely)
Add to this an additional suffix from the following:
- Y ... Yes, I'm `available' for the right person for a primary partnership,
but, no crap email "wanna fuck?"s thankyou..
- N ... No, I'm _not_ available for a primary partnership right now, so
don't send me wannas.
- W ... Please send me your personal Ad.
And add to this a final suffix:
- y ... Yes, I'm available to the right person for something nice 'n' casual
or one-night-standish.. but, I have high standards, so you may not
be the one I'll go for.
- n ... No, I'm not available for a one-night-stand or casual sex. Get over
it.
- w ... Yes, you can send me "wanna fuck?"s if you like..
EXAMPLE: So, at the time of writing The Goth Code Version 2.0
(January 1996), my relationship status was: SrNn

NET Resources about/by you
Add to the "N" prefix.. the date that you first began your travels on the
Information Superbandwagon, in the format: monthyear (eg, 1295 means that
you began netting in December of 1995; 0186 means that you began in January
1986, etc). If you're not actually on the net at all, then write: ----

Your LOCATION
So, where are you living? With the advent of business involvement on the
Internet, with such organisations such as AOL, DIALix, etc, putting huge
volumes of people on the 'net, you can't rely on people to look up the
University in the Commonwealth and United States Yearbooks or other
directories to find out where you are.
So, add your Country domain code to the "L" prefix in _LOWERCASE_ (eg,
"au" for Australia, "us" for the United States [and for politeness sake,
please add this in], "uk" for the United Kingdom) and then your State's
general Abbreviation in _UPPERCASE_.
Below is a short list of NIC country codes, as seen in the relevant
RFD discussion paper. If your country isn't here in this shortened list,
a more complete version should be findable by using http://nic.merit.edu/nsfnet/statistics/nets.by.country
- au ... Australia
- ru ... Russian Federation
- ca ... Canada
- de ... German
- dn ... Denmark
- fr ... France
- gr ... Greece
- ie ... Ireland
- il ... Israel
- is ... Iceland
- it ... Italy
- lt ... Lithuania
- lu ... Luxembourg
- nl ... Netherlands
- no ... Norway
- nz ... New Zealand
- pl ... Poland
- ro ... Romania
- se ... Sweden
- su ... Soviet Union
- uk ... United Kingdom
- us ... United States
- za ... South Africa
EXAMPLE: So, someone living in Washington State (WA) in the
United States of America (us) would be: LusWA
Note: People in the UK seem to have the most trouble with this location
scheme. If you're in the UK, I'd suggest using: LukWA for Wales, LukEN for
England, LukSC for Scotland, LukNI for Northern Ireland.
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The whole idea is that you can use the Goth Code in your ordinary email and
USENET postings. It fits in even a small four-line signature, with enough
space for a little quote :-).
Peter T. Caffin
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