Article 109 of 10082

Subject:      The Twelve Lays of Christmas -- a song parody by Actaeon
From:         "Actaeon" <actaeon@usa.net>
Date:         1996/12/24
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For the twelfth lay of Christmas, my zoo love gave to me:

Twelve mares a-winking,
Eleven llamas licking,
Ten German Shepherds,
Nine wolves a-humping,
Eight elk a-bugling,
Seven Holstein heifers,
Six sheep a-swooning,
Five golden retrievers,
Four thoroughbreds,
Three Great Danes,
Two Brahma bulls,
And a stallion who really loves me.

Mare-y Kiss-Moose and an Appy Zoo Deer! :)

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