"Hello, my name is 'ofr'." /bjavt, dZfkotu rt ofr/ ['bja-v@t dZ@f'ko-tu rt 'of-r] 'byahvt, jf-koh-too ert oh-fer' "Sir, do you want food?" /blk, kmnaz wl^/ [bl@k k@m'naz w@'l^] 'bl'k, k'm-naz w'luh' "Dhak has seen Omei's hand." /Dak vats kax^ omeu/ [Dak vats ka'x^ o'me-ju] 'Thahk vahts kah-khuh oh-may-yoo' "Fiddle is red." /fIdl Galr/ ['fId-l Ga'lr] 'Fiddle ghahl-er' "No good deed ever goes unpunished." /puk no psy dxnapub spi/ [puk no psy d@x'na-pub spi] 'pook no psue d'x-nah-poob spee' "Once you have their money, you never give it back." /myt bv^bu studM Ttxavtp spi bi gmeef/ [myt 'bB^-bu 'stud-Mn T@t'xav-t@p spi bi g@'meef/ 'muet bvuh-boo stoodn th't-khahv-t'p spee bi g'mayf' "His money is only yours when he can't get it back." /bvo?u kur adMk ?Stap Tdka gmeef/ ['bvo-?u ku'wr adM-k ?@'Stap T@d'ka g@'meef] 'bvoh-'u koo-er adn-k -'shtahp th'd-kah g'mayf' "Never spend more for an acquisition than you have to." /xDavtp gelm^ xex dki joN Ngo klfa/ [x@'Dav-t@p gel'm^ d@'ki joN N'go k@l'fa] 'kh'thahv-t'p gel-muh d'kee yohng ng-go k'l-fah' "Never allow family to stand in the way of oppurtunity." /Zdavtp spi VEd^ Ika C^/ [Z@'dav-t@p spi VE'd^ Ika C^/ 'zh-dahv-t'p spee Beduh ikuh Duh' "Always keep your ears open." /ntgavt ndfyt paag sz^ku/ [n-t@'ga-v@t n-d@'fyt paag s@'z^-ku] 'n-t'gahv't n-d'fuet paag s'zuh-koo' "Opportunity plus instinct equals profit." /Co wan fthgo stuma bj^/ [Co wan f@t-h@'go stu'ma bj^] 'Doh wahn f't-h'goh stu-mah bjuh' "A deal is a deal." /f&k rt f&k pi'ky/ 'fak ert fak peek-ue'On to the next section
napoleon@teleport.com / January 9, 1995